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Week of November 17, 2008 * Vol. 15, No. 10

Hillary and Obama


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NEW Comedy in Cambridge!
We've added a second show at 5pm! This Thanksgiving, the Capitol Steps return to Sanders Theatre at Harvard on Saturday, November 29. Click here for details.


Boo!
What's scarier than McCain's mortgage plan or William Ayers? It's the Capitol Steps' Halloween Radio Special. Hear it on the air or on line.

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Unconventional!
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A Leader Like Barack


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We put the MOCK in Democracy!


ELEVEN DAYS after its passage, demonstrators around the country protest California's Proposition 8. The amendment to the state constitution cancels the ruling of the California Supreme Court that same-sex couples could wed, and it returns gay marriage from the realm of fact to fiction. It seems like a dream now, but while it lasted 18,000 California gay couples thought life was fabulous.

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California Gay Men
[ California Dreamin' ]

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Week of November 10

BARACK takes it! With a 365-173 win in the electoral vote and 57 states, the Obamas and a puppy are heading to the White House. All those attacks and harsh words from the long campaign are forgiven and forgotten. Now the whole country (or at least 52.3% of it) is eagerly waiting for him to start delivering on his campaign promises.

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Flock Around Barack NEW
[ Rock Around the Clock ]

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Week of November 3

GET OUT AND VOTE! It's been a long road to the election of 2008, and the end is here. Still wondering who to vote for? Still wondering how we got to this point? Still wondering who will give us the best jokes for the next four years? Let's review.

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Lirty Dies:
Load to the Erection 2008 NEW

[ Read the text of these Lirty Dies ]

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Week of October 27

ACCORDING to the latest polls, Obama leads McCain 51% to 43% among likely voters, with 6% "unsure." Despite two years of campaigning, some voters are still undecided, and many more won't even show up to vote. If this sounds like you, or like someone you know, we can help.

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Electile Dysfunction

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From the album Four More Years in the Bush Leagues . Capitol Steps - Four More Years in the Bush Leauges


Week of October 20

WHAT'S scarier than a plunging stock market? What's more terrifying than bank failures, foreclosures and recession? It's the government's monster plan to bail out the economy.

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Monster Cash NEW
[ Monster Mash ]

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Week of October 13

JOHN McCAIN is aggressively courting the soon-to-be-homeless vote with his new "Resurgence Plan." He'd have the government buy up and re-issue bad mortgages to avoid foreclosures, despite his own party's other ideas. Since the losses get picked up by the taxpayers, the plan is sure to be a hit among the subprime borrowers who started this mess.

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Subprime Mortgage HoldersNEW
[ Sunshine On My Shoulders ]

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Week of October 6

BARACK OBAMA has long been questioned about his lack of experience. Now he argues that running his own campaign has given him even more executive experience than Sarah Palin, the governor of a large state. That should reassure voters.

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Résumé NEW
[ Yesterday ]

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Week of September 29

REPUBLICANS are helping out Sarah Palin any way they can. Since she had never met any world leaders, they arranged a whirlwind photo-op tour in New York. And since she hasn't a clue about what the vice president of the U.S. actually does, and since she doesn't know too much about current policy positions, Dick Cheney stepped up to offer her some personal advice.

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Sound of Moose-Sick NEW
[ The Sound of Music ]

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